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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4558 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
