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CubicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2216	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	4643	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Animals Bred:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Votes:	474	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	3852
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9914	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	172	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?

On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.

But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!

BedroomBrawlCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7389	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any deflating air mattresses or entitled stepkids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.

We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!

MineRich Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	846
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

On our Minecraft server, the main difference is whether you have a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or not! Join us and show off your virtual bling while mining for precious resources. Trust us, the creepers will be green with envy.

We have a secret underground vault filled with virtual gold blocks that only the elite players can access. Rumor has it that Steve himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge anyone who dares to try and steal his treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Just be careful, they’re known to be a little…colorful.

So why settle for just appearing rich when you can actually be wealthy in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual riches!