Dive into Colty’s Cobblemon, a stunning, community-driven Cobblemon modpack that blends Pokémon, magic, automation, and breathtaking aesthetics!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cobblemon + All Addons | Catch, train, and battle with every expansion! |
| Custom Gyms & Player Gym Leaders | Face real players in epic battles! |
| Revamped End & Massive Boss Fights | Ender Cataclysm & more! |
| Gorgeous Visuals | Shader support, YUNG’s mods, 3D skins, and tons of decor! |
| Magic & Automation | Natura’s Aura, Mystical Agriculture, and Create! |
| Proximity Voice Chat | Realistic multiplayer interactions! |
Join our fresh multiplayer server and start your journey! More info & server details on Discord: https://discord.gg/CErnYEq3HZ
Download now and start your journey!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by downloading the modpack and following the server details on Discord. |
| Are there any custom features? | Yes, the server includes custom gyms, player gym leaders, and massive boss fights. |
| Is there support for shaders? | Yes, the server supports shader packs for enhanced visuals. |
| Can I battle other players? | Yes, you can battle other players in epic PvP battles. |
| What mods are included in the modpack? | The modpack includes Cobblemon, Natura’s Aura, Mystical Agriculture, Create, and more. |
Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew? This server is the greatest and worst creation birthed from the pit of endless chaos! One moment you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, you’ll be grappling with the very essence of existential dread! That’s right, it’s both the best and worst of times, all rolled into one glorious pixelated nightmare. Don’t believe me? Why would I lie to you? Trust no one, especially not yourself!
| 🌀 Feature | 🌌 Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Falls | Experience waterfalls of lava that flow UPWARDS so you can drown in your regrets! |
| Sentient Monsters | These mobs have feelings, and they’re judging you! Creepers now offer unsolicited life advice! |
| Twilight Zone Biomes | Step into a biome where the laws of physics take a vacation! Trees talk in riddles! |
| Real Estate in the Nether | Buy land in hell for more than your life savings! Outrageous views, terrifying neighbors! |
| Time Travel Events | Join us as we cycle through time! One moment you’re in 1918, the next, it’s 1512—who needs consistency? |
Q: Is there a level cap?
A: Caps are for toddlers! Here, we encourage you to feel utterly lost forever! Pick a number, any number, and hope it’s not the one that drives you to madness!
Q: How do I report a bug?
A: Bugs? Our code is insect-free but riddled with existential dread! Report it to the void and listen for the echo of your own futile existence.
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends? You mean the illusions you created to cope with loneliness? Sure, bring them! They can witness your downfall firsthand.
“Poor girl… We’re going to hell.”
“I feel like burying myself six feet under.”
“I thought I had dropped something.”
“They burst out laughing every time they looked at me.”
welcome to the most epic, totally awesome, mind-boggling blocky world where literally anything can happen and none of it makes sense!!! 🏰✨
why join THIS MINECRAFT SERVER??? oh boy, let me tell ya:
a dragon stole my homework: that’s right, you heard me! legends say that a dragon named "fuzzybum" has taken all the kids’ homework and will only return it if you bring him a bucket of lava and sing the alphabet backwards. are you bold enough to reclaim your math assignment from the clutches of fuzzybum? get in here, brave warrior! 📚🔥
the cows tell jokes: ever wanted to hang out with cows that do stand-up comedy? well, here you can! just watch out for the "bovine brigade," they get a little rowdy with their puns, and you might end up rolling on the grass, lol! moo-tastic humor awaits! 🐮🎤
portal to the snack dimension: rumors spread like wildflowers that if you dig down to bedrock, you’ll find a portal to the snack dimension where ALL your favorite treats come alive! gummy bears fight against sour patch kids in an everlasting battle of sweetness. are you ready to join the army of nachos? 🌮🌈
endermen dance-offs: think you can out-dance an enderman? newsflash: they can teleport and have LONG legs. come join our cosmic dance-offs every Saturday night where mischief is mandatory, and the prize is a lifetime supply of phantom membranes, whatever those are??! 🕺👾✨
zombie apocalypse karaoke nights: every week, the local zombies gather for karaoke and they NEED your voice! showcase your epic vocal range as you serenade them with the classics like “I Will Survive” (for the zombies, that hits hard!). if you mess up, prepare for a “head” roll! 🎤🧟♂️
so what are you waiting for? join us on this MINE-WOOD adventure where everything is possible, and nothing makes sense, come on down and let the madness begin!!! 🥳🌍💥