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BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	8218	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Items Found:	5635
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	191
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimension Hops:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	4378
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!