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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2338 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!
First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.
