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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	719873	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	2659
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Spears Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

advice, Allergies, apologizing, childhood friends, Communication, concern for others, Cooking, CookingMamaNeedsHelp, Eating disorders, food allergies, friendship, health concerns, meal planning, meal preparation, overstepping, parenting, picky eaters, preservatives, school lunches, Support, TV dinners

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

absurd lie, CraftyLiar, deceitful lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, falsehood, fib, foolish lie, funny lie, idiotic lie, laughable lie, Minecraft, nonsensical lie, outrageous lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, Server, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, white lie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Insight, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, motivation, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positivity, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success tips, valuable advice, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeper, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, Israelis, leader, leaked messages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Politics, Reports, resistance, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Terrorism, wsj

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1617
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details

arab-israeli conflict, blocks, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefire, Details, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, Négotiation, Official, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political negotiations, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, united nations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!

join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.

plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.

PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, Confidence, Deception, Expertise, Imposter, impostor syndrome, knowledge, PretendExpertCraft, pretending, subject matter

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Emeralds Found:	3997	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

age, aged mice, aging, aging effects, aging in humans, Edition, gut health, Gut microbes, gut microbiome, health, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory processes, MicrobeMayhem, microbial transplant, microbiology, microbiome changes, microbiota, research, study, Swap, systemwide inflammation, young mice

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	6964	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉