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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	7695	Mines Excavated:	2597
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Love Letters Sent:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Votes:	2998
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord