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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5319
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	182	Mines Excavated:	4402
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9821
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	New Chunks Explored:	533159
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	8456

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	207
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	2669
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	3793

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2998	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	240509
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.