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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3856 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
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