OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!
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SovietCraft: 166k Injuries
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Termite Twerking Blowfly
animal adaptation, animal camouflage, animal mimicry, animal mimicry behavior, animal science, biology research, Blowfly, blowfly larvae, entomological study, entomology, insect anatomy, insect behavior, insect camouflage, insect communication, insect mimicry, larval behavior, mimicry, scientific observation, termite, termite behavior, termite faces, termite mimicry, twerkingso, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!
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SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!
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