| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2912 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 6667 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2933 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8259 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4060 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6995 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 97 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 419 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1961 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 429 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 724510 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4260 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2505 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 123 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2831 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
