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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7417 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!
Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!
