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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5843 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 1239 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 256118 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)