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CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2327
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Adventure, Anime, comedy, cult classic, Drama, Edition, FANTASY, Fiction, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, Monogatari Series, Monster, Mystery, Off & Monster, Popular, romance, Season, Server, Supernatural, We Love Snake

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	664	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

child’s play, cinch, EASY, Effortless, Minecraft, no difficulty, no hassle, no problem, no sweat, no trouble, not challenging, not complicated, not hard, Peasy, piece of cake, plain sailing, Simple, smooth sailing, smp, Snap, straightforward, uncomplicated, walk in the park

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	1978

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	208
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	171	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!