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SeoulCarCrashCraft

accident, breaking news, Capital city, car accident, car crash, collision, Crowd, emergency response, fatal accident, Fatalities, investigation, News, pedestrian safety, seoul, SeoulCarCrashCraft, south korea, South Korean, traffic incident, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing ploughing into crowds is our epic PvP battles! We’ve got more action than a car crash in South Korea, with at least nine dead but don’t worry, no one dies in our server (unless you fall into lava lol).

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our community is more lit than a flaming car wreck, so come on and join the chaos! Who needs Seoul when you can have all the excitement right here in our Minecraft world?

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s make some memories together! Just watch out for creepers, they’re more dangerous than reckless drivers in Seoul!

TricuspidExtractionFun

Cardiac Surgery, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Complications, device management, Follow-up care, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, heart valve disease, Lead removal, long-term outcomes, Medical research, patient care, Predisposing factors, Prognostic roles, risk factors, Surgical procedures, Transvenous lead extraction, treatment options, Tricuspid valve function, TricuspidExtractionFun

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	7785	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, our server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery! and get this, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our crazy minecraft server!

ZephCraft: Where the creepers are courteous and the diamond pickaxes sing lullabies, version 1.21

bills, Canada, Community, Courteous, CREEPERS, Diamond, Discord, family, Friends, Griefing, harassing, Join, lullabies, Meetup, Minecraft, perpetually, Pickaxes, Play, Players, Quiet, rule, self-hosted, Server, sing, smp, Vanilla, Version, zephcraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Server Name:	ZephCraft
Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Location:	Canada
Website:	play.zephcraft.com
Host:	RedZephon

FAQs:

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.

Q: How active is the server?

A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.

Q: Is the server reliable?

A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.

CraftyCarJacking Minecraft Server

Community, cover, CraftyCarJacking, CREW, friends list, grand theft auto, Gtag, GTAG Patriot Edition, import/export guide, Interactive map, Join, Minecraft, New Players Guide., PC, Picture, profile, ps4, Request, Server, Social Club, vehicle information, vehicle testing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our GTAG Patriot Edition Crew is ready to take on any challenge, all while waving our flags proudly. PC players, this is the place for you to show off your American spirit and join our crew. PS4 players, don’t worry, we’ve got a community just for you too!

To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.

But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.

And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!

CraftyDota2 – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyDota2, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, HAVE A DRINK, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	74
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	796
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground potion bar where you can sip on some enchanted potions while battling mobs.

But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.

Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).

NannyCrush Minecraft Server

aita, asking out, Boyfriend, childcare, children, Crush, dress code, expensive, family, gift, Gorgeous, heartbroken, Hiring, hurt, innocent crush, middle school, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCrush, parenting, Preparation, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the nannies are causing drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crushes, heartbreak, and fake boyfriends. Our nanny Elena is not only a pro at taking care of kids, but she’s also a master at handling teenage crushes. Watch as she navigates through awkward situations with grace and style, all while wearing crop tops and shorts because why not?

If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.

CreeperCrew BBQ Bash

aita, Bash, bbq, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, CreeperCrew, family, Hiding, husband, in-law, Invitation, Jealousy, Marriage, MIL, opinion, overreacting, relationships, Respect, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of your husband’s coworker constantly texting him and invading your personal space? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no coworker drama” policy! Join us and escape the clutches of that pesky coworker once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!

2025Craft: The Horror Show

2025Craft, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Bleak, cautionary tale, chilling, Dark, Disturbing, dystopian, eerie, Future, HORRIFYING, Horror, Nightmare, OMINOUS, Project 2025, science fiction, Show, speculative fiction, Technology, Terrifying, unsettling, Warning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.

5D Praise, 1D Shade

complexity, Compliment, criticism, critique, deep, dimensionality, five-dimensional, insult, intelligence, Linear, multi-dimensional, Negativity, one-dimensional, Perception, perspective, positivity, praise, shade, Shallow, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	7872	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

Crafting with Herpes

2016, billion, consequences, cost, Crafting, economic toll, Global, Healthcare, healthcare costs, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-2, INFECTIONS, medical expenses, Prevention, public health, research, sexually transmitted diseases, STDs, Treatment, viral infections

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.

join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.

so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!