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Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mines Excavated:	2630	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ores Mined:	3368	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5159
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	89

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8222	Star Shards Collected:	259
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Votes:	8290

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	60
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
New Chunks Explored:	700720	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net