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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3786 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
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