Dandadan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, Shrimp is the best Dad! Why should you join, you ask? Because Shrimp once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his virtual children. And let’s not forget the time he tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Shrimp gives out free enchanted golden apples to all new players as a welcome gift. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Shrimp and his Minecraft family!

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9521
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

$1KHourlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	3734
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and if you find a pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Also, the mobs drop real life money instead of items, so you can literally earn $1000 an hour just by playing! And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is this server?! So come join us and become a millionaire in Minecraft, it’s totally legit I swear!

CraftyDelusions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5768
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CapturedCraft2024

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Double Date Crafting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3984	Ores Mined:	2638
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the pigs be flyin. we got a secret underground base where we keep all da diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for da zombie apocalypse, they be comin for ya!

if a “couple” of items is two in quantity. a double date of items is four. so come on down and get yo hands on some sweet loot. we got enchanted weapons and armor for days. you’ll be unstoppable, like a diamond sword in a field of wooden pickaxes.

we also got a petting zoo with all da animals you could ever want. ride a pig into battle or tame a wild wolf to be yo loyal companion. the possibilities are endless on dis server, so what you waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast in da blocky world of minecraft!

Pseudoscience

Agricultural, Automation, Balances, bug fixes, creative possibilities, detonate, emergent interactions, Engineers, Enhancements, explosion, Factories, Fire, flair, flares, floral, industrialists, Oracle Cloud, Performance, pseudoscience, QoL tweaks, realistic mechanics, Ruleset, smp, Social Interaction, technical magic, volatile item, world gen

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	1459

Welcome to Pseudoscience: Iteration II: Volatile

The Means:

⚙️ Create addons: For those intrepid engineers among you, to construct factories to exploit the natural order. 🌷 Botania

The Uses:

Mod	Description
Doom’s It’s Still Explosive	Makes volatile item entities detonate when destroyed, with emergent interactions and creative possibilities
BLAST	Enhancing mod for explosive effects
Blunderbombs	Adds explosive items to the game
Firework Boosted Minecarts	Enhances minecarts with fireworks
Boom Enchantment	Adds explosive enchantments

And more!

QOL tweaks for technical gameplay
World gen additions, for your exploitation
Bug fixes & realistic mechanics & balances
Rigorous yet liberating ruleset
Excellent performance on a customized Oracle Cloud server

Create or Destroy, automate or desecrate, the choice is yours, and always remember:

Potential is infinite, through Pseudoscience! discord.gg/DzgmHSh6YS github.com/sapientes/pseudoscience-modpack

Red Revolutionista 1.20

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride through a pixelated utopia where everyone shares everything like it’s freakin’ communism!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house and then just share it with your neighbors because why the heck not?

Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who are all about that equal distribution of resources, man. It’s like living in a virtual commune, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate socialist Minecraft server where everyone is equal, except for those damn Ender Dragons. They’re just capitalist pigs trying to hoard all the XP for themselves.

ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	6761
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Bro, forget about boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthy. Join this epic Minecraft SMP and make your resolution to become the ultimate block-breaking, creeper-fighting, diamond-mining legend! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about those lame resolutions. So ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Let’s gooooooo! #NewYearNewDiamonds #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

RedstoneRoverMC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Votes:	3207

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where you can build your own Mars City and name it whatever the heck you want! Picture this: you’re the mayor of a bustling metropolis on the Red Planet, ruling over alien citizens and dodging space dust storms like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to discover ancient Martian ruins filled with secret treasures, ride space llamas through the Martian desert, and even battle evil alien invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies, create your own Martian empire, and maybe even stumble upon a Martian McDonald’s serving space burgers? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start building your own Mars City today!

UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.

KyivCraft: Drone Wars

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Votes:	7466
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian drones attacking Kyiv and causing chaos all over the place! 2 civilians dead, 6 injured, and even the Central Bank got messed up! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging drones and rebuilding the city like a boss! Plus, who knows what other crazy events will happen next? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

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