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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1782 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
