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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players who wish to join the server. This is to ensure a positive and respectful community environment.
Are there any build restrictions?	No, there are no specific build themes or restrictions on the server. Players are encouraged to be creative and build in any style or era they choose.
Can I host my own events?	Yes, players are welcome to host their own events on the server once they have an idea and plan. This can add to the fun and community spirit of the server.
How can I report bad behavior?	If you encounter any negative or disruptive behavior on the server, please report it to the server moderators or admins via Discord. We take community safety seriously.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	9693
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to fly. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and building castles made of pure diamond blocks. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race against your friends in epic chicken jousting tournaments. So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

HonkaiCraft Server – StarRail Fun!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where the cows are actually cowboys and the pigs wear top hats. Explore the world of “Farewell, Penacony” where you can ride unicorns into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server features exclusive character banners like Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. Plus, you can unlock new drip marketing items like Yunli with 5 Physical Destruction and Jiaoqiu with 5 Fire Nihility.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special gifts like STARRAILGIFT and LOVEFROMROBIN. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

child safety, children’s safety, Communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, hosting events, life jackets, Minecraft, NoSplashZone, parental supervision, pool access, pool concerns, pool etiquette, pool ownership, pool regulations, pool restrictions, pool rules, pool safety, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3153
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

PixelMarriageHoax

Assumptions, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Deception, Etiquette, friend group, grandmother’s ring, Honesty, Inheritance, MARRIED, misrepresentation, personal choice, PixelMarriageHoax, pretending, rejection, Relationship Status, sacred bond, social cues, social interactions, Tasteless

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!

But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.

So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Join us and experience the most epic sleep of your life – guaranteed to make your dreams as wild as a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of a giant chicken! So come on, join our server and sleep like a blocky baby tonight!

DriveByThanks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
New Chunks Explored:	236215	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear for all eternity. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick dance moves.

So why put your hand up in thanks when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMacron’sUkraineMilitia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	823296
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we send military instructors to Ukraine cuz why not?! we be buildin’ alliances and stuff while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. u gotta join cuz we be makin’ history in dis server, ain’t no other server doin’ dat! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like dat. so come on and join da fun, we be waitin’ for ya!

ApeCraft: Planet LOL

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4355	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where the apes have taken over and are ruling with an iron fist! they have built massive banana fortresses and are throwing poop at anyone who dares to challenge their dominance. but fear not, for you can join the resistance and fight back against our hairy overlords. gather your fellow players and band together to overthrow the ape regime and restore peace to the land. plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride giant flying bananas and battle it out in the skies. so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show these apes who’s boss!

CalifornianCarnageMC

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407

come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we’ve got so much smoke from all the wildfires that you’ll feel like you’re in california, but without the risk of premature death! with over 50,000 players already in our community, you’ll never feel alone as you explore our crazy world filled with insane builds and wacky adventures. join now and see why everyone is dying to play on our server!