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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8832 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Votes: | 7042 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!