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CraftyCousin Minecraft Server

boys and girls, CraftyCousin, creative expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, gender equality, gender expectations, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, gendered hobbies, hobby, knitting, knitting as a hobby, knitting for boys, knitting for kids, knitting needles, knitting skills, Minecraft, Server, stepcousin, teaching, traditional gender roles

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	524
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your hobbies? Do you want a place where you can knit in peace without anyone telling you it’s a “girl’s thing”? Then join our Minecraft server where knitting is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special knitting guild where you can show off your creations and teach others how to knit. No judgment here, just pure crafting fun!

And if anyone tries to tell you that knitting is only for girls, we’ll unleash our army of knitted monsters on them! That’s right, we have a whole army of knitted creatures ready to defend our server and show the world that knitting knows no gender!

So come join us and let your knitting skills shine in a world where creativity knows no bounds!

HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

baby, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, disagreement, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty, Marriage, perspective, premature labor, reception, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, Support, Understanding, vacation, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.

Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?

Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.

So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!

CraftyComms Minecraft Server

building relationships, Career Growth, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, CraftyComms, fear, First Job, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, networking, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, professional development, public speaking, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, Workplace

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Villages Defended:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Abnormal, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocktopia, confusion, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Server, shitposts, strange, strange events, strange occurrences, strange situations, Surprise, unexpected, unexplained events, UNUSUAL, weird, weird happenings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive porky treasure?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AbyssCraft Minecraft Server

abyssal creatures, AbyssCraft, Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, danger, dark fantasy, dark secrets, deep dive, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, healthier lifestyle, made in abyss, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, mysterious artifacts, mysterious world, Server, Survival, thrilling journey, underground world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).

Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).