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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2422 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!