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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6326 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 359222 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Emeralds Found: | 848 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!