HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7466	Crops Grown:	1357
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7771
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Votes:	6995
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	1620	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1094
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6639	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	9486
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	6228
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	3902	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Villages Defended:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	8108	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Enchantments Applied:	260
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

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