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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2447 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 8404 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.
So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!