Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your ex-wife logs on and starts grilling you about your dating life. Will you tell her about your ex-girlfriend moving in with you and your kids, or will you keep it a secret to avoid the “I told you so’s”? The choice is yours on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between ex-wives and ex-girlfriends, all fighting for the title of the ultimate co-parent. Will your ex-wife be allowed to visit your house, or will your girlfriend ban her from stepping foot on your property? The drama never ends on our server!
Join now and experience the chaos of co-parenting in Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t be an asshole like the OP, join our server and embrace the drama!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! If you win, you get all the diamonds you can carry. But if you lose, you gotta wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust me, you don’t wanna be caught clucking around town!
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? The DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explosions at the same time. It’s lit, fam!
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a real scream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Don’t miss out, or you’ll be kicking yourself like a zombie in a soccer match!
Hello Heroes, and welcome!
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: – Create an active and friendly community that brings people together – Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much
We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: – TNT Run – TNT Tag – BombLobbers – Parkour – Splegg – Prophunt – TempleRun – TheLab – Party Games – Block Party – KitPVP – Quake – Mini Walls – Zombies
Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024.
| Java IP | play.minearchy.com |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | bedrock.minearchy.com |
Website: minearchy.com
Discord: discord.gg/minearchy
Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!
A: You can join using the Java IP play.minearchy.com or the Bedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com.
A: We offer Survival / SMP gameplay with various Quality-Of-Life improvements, as well as a wide selection of Minigames like TNT Run, Parkour, KitPVP, and more.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest hunting adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate hunter of hunters of hunters of hunters!
๐ ๐ฐ Inherit a virtual house worth $400k and deal with a long-lost cousin who wants it for $150k? Sounds like a bargain! Will you negotiate like a pro or block them like a boss? The choice is yours on our server!
๐ป๐ช Who needs haunted houses when you can have haunted family members? Experience the thrill of dealing with a cousin who’s more entitled than a royal prince. Will you show them mercy or kick them out like yesterday’s trash?
๐ธ๐ฐ Get ready to make deals, break hearts, and navigate through family feuds that put the Kardashians to shame. Join our server now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible! #MinecraftFamilyDrama #AuntUncleLegacy #CousinClash ๐๐ฎ
We have a special section where you can build a castle for your spoiled sister and make sure she gets treated like the princess she is. But beware, if you don’t treat her like royalty, you might just get “the ick” and be banished from the kingdom!
Join now and show your significant other that family always comes first, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find a fellow sibling defender to team up with and take on the world together!
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of angry chickens armed with nothing but a carrot, or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within the Nether.
Our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding sheep to hosting epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows, you might even find true love among the chaos and madness.