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BirthdayBlockBash

Apology, Bakery, bar, Birthday, BirthdayBlockBash, bus, confusion, COOKIES, cover fee, crying, Friend, gas, ID check, inconsiderate, Late, loose plans, misunderstanding, paid entry, Transportation, under 21, Yelling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Towns Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2362
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Emeralds Found:	7829
Animals Bred:	95	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7027
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	6715
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Emeralds Found:	8380	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2611
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1923
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!