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Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchantments Applied:	127	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	New Chunks Explored:	414409
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8862	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

10/10 movie, absolute perfection, all-time favorite, best movie ever, BlockBuster1010, cinematic masterpiece, exceptional cinema, favorite film, highest rating, highly recommended, must see, must watch, perfect film, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated, top rated movie, top recommendation, ultimate movie

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	360
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

Adults, Armor statues, bland, Boring, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Running, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, Years

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

Anime, dark fantasy, dark themes, Dumping Volume 15, Extras, fantasy world, Horror, intense storyline, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, princess, Psychological, psychological thriller, royal, Server, Supernatural, Tis Time for Torture, torture, volume 15

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	594421	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4827
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

fangame guide, Fangames, general, joy, Joyful, Lisa, LISA: The General, ltg, main website, Minecraft, PAINFUL, post-apocalyptic, post-Flash world, rpg maker, smp, Steam page, The first, The White Flash, tq, Wiki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	634179	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

PetPals Minecraft Server

Accommodation, allergic, apartment living, apartment rules, Boundaries, Breakup, cat owner, Communication, friendship, lease agreement, Minecraft, mutual friends, overreaction, pet accommodation, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet ownership, pet policy, pet rules, pet-friendly, PetPals, Respect, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4418

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!