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Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Animals Bred:	181	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchantments Applied:	205
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Void Gems Collected:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	8636	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221
Ores Mined:	6673	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

XboxExodusCraft: Where we mine diamonds while the devs ditch Xbox!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being left in the dust by those pesky developers on Xbox? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our developers are like the Avengers of the gaming world, always there to save the day and keep the fun going. So why waste your time with those other servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!