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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 368 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
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