best and worst insomniac events Minecraft Servers

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, close to vanilla, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, Open, player freedom, Players, PvP, quality of life changes, Server, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding.
Are there economy plugins?	No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Love Letters Sent:	9	Towns Built:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	9497

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!

We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?

And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.

So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server

Agenda, aita, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.

Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WinterWindowWoes

closed window, Communication, Court, Damage, dead of winter, front door, Heat, LANDLORD, MAYHEM, misunderstanding, pet cat, power saving, RETALIATION, roommate, Screen, stray cat, street cat, trashed stuff, Winter, WinterWindowWoes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Void Gems Collected:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5118	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.

Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

CreeperCraze Minecraft SMP

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, creepy, Daunting, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
New Chunks Explored:	465725	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Bro, lemme tell ya, the scariest sentence I ever heard was when I joined this Minecraft SMP and the admin was like “If you don’t join, a creeper will explode in your face in real life!” I was like whaaat?! So I joined immediately because I ain’t messin’ with no real life creepers, man. And let me tell you, this server is lit af. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna avoid real life creepers and have a blast, you gotta join this server ASAP, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HustleCraft

creative outlet, entrepreneurial venture, extra income, financial independence, flexible schedule, freelance work, gig economy, HustleCraft, independent contractor, money-making hobby, multiple streams of income, online platform, part time job, passion project, pursuing dreams, second job, self-employment, side business, side gig, side hustle, work from home

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place to show off your side hustle skills.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.

Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global diplomacy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, Peace, peace deal, political tensions, refusal, rejection, Saudi, Server, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!

build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!

plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!

DeltaCrashCraft

air travel, airport incident, aviation accident, aviation emergency., aviation safety, Delta Airlines, DeltaCrashCraft, emergency landing, emergency response, first responders, Flight disaster, injured, medical emergency, multiple people, Paramedics, passenger injuries, plane crash, Toronto News, Toronto Pearson, Toronto Pearson International Airport, transportation incident

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

lmao u know what’s safer than flying on a plane? joining our epic minecraft server! trust me, we’ve had ZERO plane crashes in our world! plus, we have so many cool features like flying pigs and talking chickens. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that actually worked and everyone rode it for hours until they threw up pixellated vomit everywhere. join us now and avoid the chaos of real life disasters, like that one time a llama stole my sandwich at the park. true story.

Only vanilla survival server minecraft

Active players, beginner friendly, chill vibes, Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLY VANILLA, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival, vanilla world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	263	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

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The Pen

auction house, BATTLING, Bounties, commissary, Community, Contraband, Farming, Gangs, Grinding, Instasell, leather armor, Mining, Ores, Parkour, pen, prison cell, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, smelting, solitary confinement

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	1072	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim

What are the Ranks?

Ranks	Amount
A – Default Prisoner	$0
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!