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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5610 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4586 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!