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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6984	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	5177
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where the only fans we care about are the ones keeping us cool in the Nether!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who only exploded in confetti! True story.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have carrots, right?). And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a lit TNT block like it’s a hot potato (spoiler alert: it explodes).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Minewind for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only fans you need are the ones blowing up your enemies!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Divine Spears Created:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crops Grown:	5081	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	1262
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Star Shards Collected:	246
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Magic Items Found:	6372
Star Shards Collected:	239	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).