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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2338 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7892 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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