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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4802 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.
Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
