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NeverForgetManSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Votes:	8634
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide with me, it was wild! And then, I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on all the wackiness that goes down on this server, it’s a total blast! 😂🥔🦙🕺 #PotatoKingdomSMP

CraftyCash: SpendItAllOnBlocks

CraftyCash, dream purchases, dream shopping trip, dream splurges, extravagant indulgence, extravagant shopping, fantasy purchases, fantasy shopping spree, fantasy splurges, frivolous expenses, impractical spending, impractical splurges, indulgent shopping, lavish spending, Luxury items, SpendItAllOnBlocks, splurge ideas, unreal shopping, unrealistic purchases, whimsical buys, whimsical splurges, wishful spending

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Potions Brewed:	106
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spending $10,000 on something impractical is just the beginning of the craziness! Join us and build a diamond-encrusted roller coaster that leads straight to a pool of lava! Or maybe create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your budget). So come on in and let your wildest dreams run wild – just make sure to bring your sense of humor along for the ride!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

Army, Claims, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, defense forces, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, international relations, kyiv, Military, military buildup, military power, military strength, nato, Russian troops, SECURITY, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s military is now 880,000 strong and they are facing off against 600,000 russian troops in an epic battle for survival!

build your own base, gather resources, and fight alongside the ukrainian army as they defend their land from the evil russians!

with intense pvp battles, crazy custom plugins, and non-stop action, this server is not for the faint of heart. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft war in history!

Toothless Baby Toy Consultant

babies, baby, baby development, baby industry, baby products, baby teething, baby teething toys, Career Change, Career Transition, consultant, Consulting, dental consulting, dental health, employment opportunities, Expertise, innovation, Job Search, oral care, teething toys, tooth loss, toothless, toothless consulting, Toy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have a server for u! it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but instead of rainbows, it’s blocks and instead of unicorns, it’s creepers. but don’t worry, they’re friendly creepers. they just want hugs.

join our server and u can build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. and guess what? there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards it.

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u might just find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, i swear.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! oh, and if u have no/few teeth, don’t worry. we might just have a job for u consulting on teething toys for babies. it’s a win-win situation, really.

Ironclad Factions

auction house, Community, Competitive Experience, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fair Play, Ironclad, MCMMO, No Duping, Open-world combat, PvE, PvP, rules, Skill Progression, Staff, strategy, teamwork, Trading, Updates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ores Mined:	1415	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

PixelCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Day at the pool, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, pixelcraft, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	313	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	2668

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got pools, we got memes, we got Bing/Copilot image generators for all your meme needs. Join us for a wild ride filled with models, embeddings, characters, and prompts that will make your brain explode (in a good way, I promise). Plus, we have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a Minecraft wizard faster than you can say “AMD GPU.” Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and become a part of the degen community!

LaptopLurkerCraft

alt account, boundaries crossed, discovering secrets, horrified expression, horse genitalia, horse porn, horse stuff, kinks, LaptopLurkerCraft, NSFW, open laptop, overreaction, privacy invasion, reddit account, relationship argument, saved folder, sexual compatibility, sexually compatible, trust breach, wanking off, weird fascination

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to experience a world filled with horse-related shenanigans that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From horse races to building stables, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique twist on PvP battles where players can ride into battle on their trusty steeds, adding a whole new level of strategy and chaos to the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to keep an eye out for any open laptops lying around, you never know what secrets they may hold!

SnackAddictMC SMP

Addictive, Binge Eating, CHIPS, Chocolate, COOKIES, crackers, cravings, DELICIOUS, Food, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Munchies, nuts, Popcorn, pretzels, SALTY, satisfying, smp, snack, SnackAddictMC, SWEET, Treat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build and stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster ride through a volcano.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if you can defeat them, the treasure is all yours!

But that’s not all, folks. This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can bust a move with a creeper without getting blown up, you win a special prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a snack that you can’t stop eating until it’s all gone – you’re gonna need the energy for all the craziness that’s about to go down!

TikTokBlockParty

brain rot, Censorship, Content Creation, data privacy, digital addiction, Digital culture, Entertainment, government intervention., information sharing, national security, online trends, social influence, social media, social-networking, Technology, tiktok, TikTokBlockParty, US, video sharing app, viral videos, youth culture

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8511	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of your brain turning into mush from scrolling through TikTok all day? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as all that brain rot magically disappears as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and battle creepers like a boss. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and say goodbye to brain rot forever!

CraftyCeasefire2021

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	4371	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

so like, u know how qatar is all like, in the middle east and stuff? well guess what, their prime minister is all like, “yo, thanks biden and trump for helping us out with this ceasefire.” like, can u imagine biden and trump teaming up to stop all the fighting? that’s some crazy stuff right there.

anyways, if u wanna be part of something as wild as that, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic battles u can imagine. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave once u join.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of something truly insane. u won’t regret it, trust me.