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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	7004	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7494	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	142	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!