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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 190529 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of pigs wearing “Rollback Prices” signs. They were led by a chicken in a greeter uniform who welcomed the player to the most chaotic yet entertaining world they had ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Great Wall of Savings,” a massive structure made entirely of discounted items and coupon codes. Rumor has it that those who reach the top will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come on down to Walmart Bae, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sale on pickaxes). Don’t miss out on the craziest shopping spree of your Minecraft life!
