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PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6613	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Votes:	5901

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	8652
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	4685	Enchantments Applied:	172
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	51	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	1952
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7001

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?