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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 170 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!
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