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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	573308
Holy Grails Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	876
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	43
Votes:	9003	Star Shards Collected:	225
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	261
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!