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RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5786
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1926	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	145658	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	889172	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

app, CraftyAppVille, ESSENTIAL, Helpful, Hidden Gem, Innovative, lesser known, must download, must have, Must try, Overlooked, recommended, secret, Technology, top app, Underrated, undiscovered, Unique, unknown, useful, valuable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchantments Applied:	292
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.