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No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	148	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1230	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

all time, best movies, BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, Cinema, cinematic masterpieces, classic, favorite films, film, film enthusiasts, greatest films, iconic movies, legendary movies, movie buffs, must see movies, must watch, timeless classics, top 10 films, top 20 movies, top movie list, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Emeralds Found:	3016	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	826
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9380	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

CraftyCancerCureServer

cancer care, cancer patients, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCureServer, defunding, Healthcare, healthcare budget, healthcare costs, healthcare funding, healthcare providers, healthcare system, medical expenses, medical professionals, medical specialists, oncologists, oncology, patient care, public health, reducing cancer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

1932, 1933, Crafty, debate, ethnic Ukrainians, Evidence, famine, games, Genocide, Historical revisionism, Holodomor, Hunger, inadvertent, intentional targeting, man-made, new evidence, political agenda, Propaganda, scholars, Soviet history, soviet union, Stalin regime, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven roblox, brookhaven rp, Minecraft, roblox brookhaven, Server, tappy, tappy roblox

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3063	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.

Fairkor Rebirth Minecraft Server

Advancements Pack, Anarchy, Automines, city builders, Cross-Platform Play, discord chat, discord server, Donata, dynamic map, Griefing, minecraft chat, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, privates, responsive administration, Russian, Survival, teleports, Top played time, tps, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

The purest vanilla

Fairkor has:

❤️ Vanilla Survival

❤️ Stable TPS

❤️ Cross-platform play support with Bedrock version

❤️ Whitelist

❤️ Designed discord server

❤️ Linking Minecraft Chat to Discord Chat

❤️ Dynamic map

❤️ Top by played time

❤️ BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack with item rewards disabled

❤️ Responsive administration

Fairkor does not have:

❌ Automines, weddings, privates, teleports, warps, 1000lvl items and herobrine (we are not sure about the last one)

❌ Donata

❌ Wipes

❌ Mods

❌ Pseudo-vanilla datapacks and plugins

❌ Anarchy, griefing

We are waiting for true fans of vanilla, city builders, car farms and megaprojects

play.fairkor.ru