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ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6850	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	75
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	686
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	2402
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	304
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	37

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!