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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 20 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?