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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1601 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1972 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
