Beliefs Minecraft Servers

Beliefs

  • DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

    DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PopeCraft: No Gays Allowed!

    PopeCraft: No Gays Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, apparently Pope Francis is like, not down with the gays in the priesthood, which is like, so not cool, man. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, EVERYONE is welcome, even gay priests! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time, ya know? so come join us and let’s show Pope Francis what real acceptance looks like! #gaypride #minecraftforlife #popewho?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

    EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

    like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

    oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyLifeLessons

    BlockyLifeLessons

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your kids learning how to build a basic dirt hut in Minecraft? Boring! Join our server and they’ll learn how to build a castle made entirely of TNT! Who needs safety when you have explosions, amirite? Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where players can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s like a poultry apocalypse down there! So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most chaotic and ridiculous server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FilipinoFiesta Minecraft Server

    FilipinoFiesta Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring the wacky world of Filipino culture!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair full of diamond blocks (shhh, don’t tell anyone)! but wait, there’s more! join our server and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy! oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak in perfect english? yea, we’re that cool. so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, then maybe you will. but who wants to be a stick in the mud anyway? not me, that’s for sure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeftOrRightMC Server

    LeftOrRightMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow a straight path? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to make that decision again because we only have left and right turns! That’s right, no more indecision, just pick a direction and go for it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Left-Right War, where players must choose a side and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will you join the Lefties and fight for order and structure, or will you join the Righties and embrace chaos and freedom? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Left-Right Pig? Legend has it that this magical creature can grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Left-Right Pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Canucks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Canucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Trump-free zone! We’ve built a virtual wall around our server to keep out any Trump supporters and their ridiculous antics. Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of running into any MAGA hats.

    Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.

    So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NaziLiberalsMinecraft

    NaziLiberalsMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up breakdancing as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ!

    So why do liberal atheists support nazis? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few exploding TNT blocks).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thirdie Things MC

    Thirdie Things MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!

    Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!

    Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.

    But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.

    Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.

    We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.

    So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP