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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 4207 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!