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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1921 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7984 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2547 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Join our server for a chance to battle a dragon made entirely out of diamond blocks, or try your luck at taming a zombie pigman to be your loyal steed. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats with their bone xylophones.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.